-70% recoil +40% accuracy -90%movement speed

@incardia Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

+10% armor -10% reload speed

Doesn't matter how good his aim is he'd still lose the shoot out because it'd be impossible to miss him

Lost light stats 😭

wkwkwk

When you give your character +10 on accuracy but 0 in mobility

Never judge a book by its blubber

Its sad that his shooting skills won't prevent his early death, due to his inability will eat properly and exercise. What a complete waste of skill.

It’s still unhealthy that heart attack will be deadly

Lmmfao 🤣😂... come on man!!!

I never looked at his weight. impressed by shooting nothing else nothing more

You win the internet for the day!

That guy doesn't need a holster he has his own gravitational pull and he's a good shooter

He never missed a meal..

watch out! he might be hiding one in his folds

GTA weapon wheel 😂😂

He just loves the sound of the dinner bell

I was here second before this blew up

@The BackTrack Podcast im surprised he didnt eat you as well then

I was here before this blew up

This man is the most American person I have ever seen.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

Manda esse policial pra Brasília

Ha!!!

Underrated

He eats everything he hunts…and he never misses.

They cut out the part where bro rolled away 🤣😭

Hahahaha

When the Cracker Barrel waitress takes too long to seat you

This guy can be a mascot for America

😅😅😅

This is probably the most under appreciated comment here. Deserves 1.5K likes

He is literally the cartoon representation of Texas

@@dk6173  Uh yeah... yeah he is. LOL

​@Darkness_096but with an eagle in her shoulder

😂😂😂😂😂

If America was a person in a cartoon. This would be it

@D K 🤓

Bet he’s a very wholesome man

You assume this why? What a strange thing to fuckin say.

He don't miss nuthin', Especially a meal... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kkkkkkk

If he “don’t miss nothing” as you put it, then that means he misses everything.

😂

This is the most American thing I’ve seen all week. God Bless America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Amazing shooting from a 3 foot radius. What if he had to run. Regardless, respect sir! 🙏

It's a good thing that this man is equipped to face danger, because he sure as hell can't run from it!

Now you wrong for that but that's words of wisdom 🤣

Touche!

Lmao jesus!! 🤣

Lmao

😂😂😂😂

Perfeito atirador parabéns pelo acerto 👏👏👏👏

When you show up to the bbq and all the brisket is gone

👏👏👏

Impressionante como esse cara consegue caminhar

Grimmas from McDonald's just transformed into the Rifleman 🤣

Roy Rogers??

Kkkkkj

His dad told him, “Son, you’re going to need to learn to shoot because running and fighting ain’t options for you “

This is the exact comment I was going to put 🤣🤣🤣🤣

​@Yojerry Are you a fat activist? I mean a fat inactivist?

​@Yojerry Take a hike, man. Who knows? He might be prepping to get inside a store full of Twinkies and donuts.

@AKPC-0331  🤣 if it makes you feel better I was in the marines as well and I didn't meet my parents until afterwards 🤣🤣

@ChitboxCivicGuy 🤣

"They call me the Two-Gun, Two-Ton kid..."

Sheriff badges n all 😂 it’d be an honor riding with this guy

Not a horse in the world that would allow him on their back, and any vehicle would instantly turned into a lowrider 😁

Clearly he never missed a shot when he goes hunting 😂🤪

My favorite part is that his belt buckle faces behind him 😂

This is literally every American stereotype combined in one short

​@PobsworthWTH is that guy talking about? Tuxedos. Lol Dude just saw a James Bond Film. Lol.

​@catlover21Tuxedos? Man, you are an odd duck. Guessing you spend LOTS of time online. Lol.

​@catlover21Said the guy who has never been out of the US. "I went to Florida once!" I am SURE that you know nothibg about European culture or society.

LMAO this really is how the rest of the world sees us, and it cracks me up 😂

grotesque

This man is a legend but it's a good thing bullets travel faster than the speed of sound mostly

When you Max out all your attachments on accuracy but it cost your mobility and speed.

Humpty dumpty picked up a gun and humpty dumpty had fun...and dead on accurate asf

Real question is, Where do you find gear that big? I need some bigger size cause normal size don't fit me just yet

Whole new meaning to the "This town ain't big enough for the both of us"

🤭🤣😂🤣🤭🤭..lmfao

Winner.

😆😆

kkkkkkkk

Thank you for that ! 🤣

When you finally played Red Dead Redemption to 100%

You already know big boy took the term cowboy literally.

Siempre me imagine a Cartman de South Park así de viejo jajajajaja

É o xerife mais rápido 👏👏

How any European would describe an American in 20 seconds or less

@Romin the Europeans do that exact thing

@Roo 197 source? I mean really just does make a whole lot of since how the fuck does someone get .26 murdered?

@Space Created 2.0 a good old Ruski with Brown hair and AK-12, Vodka, driving a T-72

​@waterdog Rusia está en el hemisferio norte y la ANTARTIDA, en el hemisferio sur 🤦‍♂️

Perfect example of an American 🤣🤣🤣 Dude can barely walk but he got his guns🙄

The fast walk over there killed me

-70% recopilación +40% accuracy -90% movement soeed

Me: The final boss is not that difficult... The final boss:

O bom é que ele acerta todos antes de acertarem ele, que, na verdade, nao é dificil rs

He is not fat, he is recoil-resistent.

This had me laughing way too hard

Lmaoo

​@Weeb Airsoft that reminded me of a clip from a few years ago of Russian who claimed to have abs so hard he was stab-resistant. So to prove his point he had a buddy stab him. Turns out he wasn't as resistant as he thought.

Underrated comment

I just got in to a coughing fit from laughing so hard!

Bro was still giggling from the first shot by the time he fired his last shot

Beautiful!

What a fantastic shooter!

Serious carb loading for performance enhancement 👌🏼

He took "this town ain't big enough for the both of us" to the next level Post-quam, thanks for the likes

20 Gallon hat.

Jeeezus! Haven't laughed like that in a while! And from a YouTube comment no less thank you!

🔥☠️🔥

america in one picure, lol.

🤣😂😆😅😁😬 can u imagine being a burglar and getting stopped by "hill billy nutty professor"

está lleno de talento

Imagine how much faster flash would be if he ran

When I think "American", this is exactly what I see in my head

Dude was out of breath after he walked the 5ft. To the last gun🤣🤣🤣

This is the most American person i ever saw and he is living his live the way he likes it

Уёбок ! Колобок ! Пендосотряс 🤣🤣✌🇷🇺🇷🇺

@Crush  Same way I know you have zero focus. Already answered that question. You're about the same age as Tyson but don't even have the endurance to read a whole thread? C'mon. Atleast big man here has the discipline & focus to be a shot like deadpool. Don't give up old boy.

@Ian Howdin Dude, you're like 10yrs older than him scrolling yt comments almost as good as he shoots. C'mon. It's not too late for you.

@Christopher Ebner Mexican and delusional people who think they can make it In Hollywood 😂

@Joe Smith oh relax tubby

You gotta have a good aim when there is no option of evading 🤣😂🤣

Damn, on his ammo belt fits more ammo than the us military fired since ww2

He’d probably be a beast at Domination. 🤷‍♂️ He’s already captured A. 😂 Not sure if he would make it to B though.

I would not want to invade this gentleman's farm

This gentleman represents 100% the stereotype of Americans around the world

​@M G proud to say that i rather be dead than American

​@M G mmmmm nop

No... mainly just Texas... I'm from here 😢

And yet y’all wanna be us

Which is why stereotypes can be so misleading

When you want a XL cowboy

He literally had no choice but to be good at shooting 😅

How fast can he walk? 😂😂

I thought he was going to explode while doing this exercise!!!😅

He has suited his playstyle to cancel out any recoil. A true sportsman

Male peak performance

He would have got eaten by the zombies already moving that slow 😂

Imagine being a Russian or Chinese soldier and you run in to big country Ed on your first day at war 🤣🤣🤣

Legend says he used to have a horse and he had an heart attack after 5 min of carrin him arround

That’s amazing

Imagine physically training and preparing your whole life for the apocalypse and this guy takes you out 😂

Lmfao !!!

😂😂😂😂

😂😂

@johndoe413  hahah only in Hollywood movies

@GOZ idk….Otis lasted a while in the walking dead 😂😅😂😅😂

Чувак с таким весом просто безоткатное орудие)

You: ‘takes the last rib at Golden Corral’ This guy: 🐽

For a big fat guy he got skills an he’s real fast 👏👏👏great job big guy

Woulda saved more time if he moved faster 😂

He needs to be in a John Wick movie but call it John Thick

Damn it that was funny 😂😂😂😂

🤣

I'm Dead not John Thick!!😂🤣😅🤣🤦🏽🤷🏽

John Candy

Hell Yea!!!

Good thing he’s a good shot because he also makes a good target 🎯

Now that was impressive now Let me see you walk up the a flight of stairs without getting winded

He’s on my zombie apocalypse team.

Guaranteed he’s happy that there isn’t an obstacle course involved

This man needs to be a Red Dead character asap.

Si signor is big

@Nelton Guerreiro That's why it'll take a whole maxim drum to kill him

​@Bento pode subir no cavalo de trabalho aqueles bem grandes e fortes

The problem is that he would be easy to shoot at

​@Richard Neubauer That's dirty 😂😂😂

Chubbs gots 4 badges on him, he’s always on target.

When you have to much weight in your inventory but you dont want to drop anything ⚖️

Depois da invenção da arma de fogo, todo homem ficou valente.

"Arthur, we can use you as a boat to sail to Tahiti!"

He's not fat, he just has a full inventory.

Full of hamburgers

I picked up a basket, and now I weigh 6000 pounds. Let me eat said basket to solve the problem.

Most underrated comment

He's not fat he's just s morbid obesity.

Im just here to say Got ya nothing goffy

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." But make it guns

Ele pode até não conseguir correr atrás de você,mas não vai errar uma kkkkk

1 arm is enough to absorb the recoil of that shotgun 💀

I think it’s safe to say the man has let himself go🤷🏾‍♂️

He's the fastest slow-moving guy in Texas that's what it's all about

​@Lucian he ate all his competition

😄😄😄😄😄 NO you did not say that!!!!!

@Adam Johnson I swear to god these comments have been killing me for the past ten minutes😂. I said he was walking like his ankles hurt😂😂😂

Slow is smooth, Smooth is fast...

He'd be faster if he didn't have to wobble... I guess it's true what they say everything's bigger in Texas lol

When your born and raised to defend and face danger because your ass has no option of running from it.

Ahhh my good friend wide shot Willy one of the most dangerous men In the Wild West was a damn easy target but was to quick to get hit

New sheriff in Town got hella aim 🎯

Myślę że szelki są na skaju wytrzymałości

Dand, he took longer to walk than shoot all those guns. True legend

😅👻👻👻👻

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

😂🤣😂😭🫡💀👻

💀💀💀

The man has a very stable firing stance at least.

Good aim!!! Your gun and your mouth!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He can hit his targets but he’s also a walking target

legendary

The most accurate cartoon sheriff

@DW T So he shoots people in the face?

Except a cartoon sheriff won’t shoot you in the face at 40 yards. This guy on the other hand…

El sargento garciq

@Timer the cheese guy your not the guy in the video I trust LoL

​@Matthew Smith I love how I came across your comment 😂

If he could only walk as fast as he shoots he might be something to fear.

The new John Wayne 😂😂

Big "Respect mah authoritehhh" energy

Good thing he knows how to shoot. I don't see him running very far from anything.🤣🤣